Limericks for a Loser

There once was an idol named Trump

whose ego and ass were quite plump

and the whole GOP

would get down on one knee

and worship when he took a dump.

There once was a mobster named Trump

and he thought McConnell a chump

With a gleam in his eye,

Moscow Mitch asked “How high?”

whenever Don told him to jump.

There once was a rapist named Trump

and for money, some porn stars he’d hump

while his mail-order bride

stayed at home, he just lied.

But his ratings had started to slump.

There once was a racist named Trump

and around him the bigots did clump.

But, turns out he was duller

than the people of color

and they tossed the guy out on his rump!