The Ballad of Donald Trump

(To the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies)

Come and listen to a story ‘bout a perp named Trump

A narcissistic billionaire who thinks that you’re a chump

Disillusioned with his money, he decides that he wants more,

so he bought Abe Lincoln’s party and became a right-wing whore.

(Muslim ban, Texas tea-party…)

The first thing you know, ‘ol Trump’s the nominee

he’s courting rednecks, racists, and their bald misogyny.

He tells us that the White House is the place he oughta go

so he loaded up with Proud Boys, lies, and corporation dough.

(Birthers, fine people, porn stars…)

Well, now it’s time to say goodbye to Trump and all his kin

The threat they pose to our republic’s finally sinking in.

You’re all invited back to vote in 2024

To keep them from the White House and behind a jailhouse door.

(Seditious conspiracy, Insurrection, Y’all come back now, here?)